Great Baby Names

I am always poking at celebrity baby names and I found this article that totally agrees with my theory. He even goes as far to say they are “Branding” their children. Geri Halliwell named her child Bluebell Madonna….wha!

Whatever the case is, check these names out…

“Baby – Parent
1. Elijah Patricius Bob Guggi Q – Bono
2. Memphis Eve – Bono
3. Jermajesty – Jermaine Jackson
4. Jazz Domino – Joe Strummer
5. Tu Morrow – Rob Morrow. Bet your bottom dollar she’ll be made fun of!
6. Moxie CrimeFighter – Penn Jillette
7. Zolten – Penn Jillette. Named after Dracula’s dog.
8. Moon Unit – Frank Zappa
9. Diva Thin Muffin – Frank Zappa
10. Dweezil – Frank Zappa
11. Ahmet Emuuka Rodan – Frank Zappa
12. Audio Science – Shannyn Sossamo
13. Blue Angel – David Evans aka The Edge from U2
14. Rocket Rodriguez – Robert Rodriguez
15. Racer – Robert Rogriguez
16. Rebel – Robert Rogriguez
17. Rogue – Robert Rogriguez. The last Rodriguez sibling, Rhiannon, at least sounds like a name. I suppose Ringer and Rampage were taken.
18. Prince Michael I & II – Michael Jackson. Not a bad name itself, but MJ used it twice!
19. George Foreman II-VI, Georgia, & Georgetta – George Foreman. All on one line because they’re the same name. I bet his other 3 kids feel left out.
20. Ocean – Forest Whitaker. If Forest begat Ocean, I’m thinking the grandchild will be named Sky or Dirt”

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